OMFG WHAT AN AWESOME NITE. No lie I only JUST got in cuz I had one of those ninja nites that catch u by surprise just when u start thinking ur becoming like the biggest bore EVAR. Jones commented me and he said U wanna go out??? and Im all HELL YEAH and he says now??? and then like 25 minutes later im in goddamn Kentish Town getting these amazing pills off Tia and then fifteen minutes after THAT hes in my car dying of jealous at how awesome it is and then lol we couldnt think where 2 go so we went 2 BOUJIS, where Prince Harry goes, LOLFOREVER, except he wasnt there only Princess Bea which was still lulz but not as much cuz shes ginger but shes a girl so its not as bad. PHEW BREATH.

Neway we were drinking these things called FABOUJIS EGGS (lololol) which r like served in an actual egg shaped ICE SCULPTURE (I know, I wee'd 2) which has no kidding 30 Crackbaby Shots in it and is topped with Tattinger, omg we nearly DIED. And we were so munted that we wrote UR SHIT on our foreheads in lip liner and danced rite in front of the booth cuz oh god no kidding the DJ was DIRE what was he FOR??????????????? And now Im all hyped up and I wanna dance some more except no ones here and oh god Im so gonna miss that meeting i am in so much trouble lololololololololololol.

SOMEONE COME PLAY WITH ME AND I CANT SAY WHO I WANT CUZ I MADE A BET D-: D-: D-:

The End!

Ugh. You know when u go 2 a club and u wanna dance 2 sth amazing and instead some loser dj just spins actual poop all nite long until u wanna stab him in the face with his own stylus? That ttly happened 2 us last nite. Spence had 2 actually restrain me from giving him a bitchslap lolololol. But we ttly danced and we got WASTED and had a good time neway and no kidding I rly like Spencer, hes way fun when hes not gaying up 2 my boyf :oP lolololololololol.

My friends seem 2 like Spencer 2 :oP Like not QUITE as many queries as Mouse got but CLOSE. Stitch still wins, I think its his abs. ♥_♥

NEWAY.

I am so sick of the cold now ty very much. Like its ok when u have someone 2 snuggle but when yr boyf works like 70000 hrs a week its getting a little bit old and goddammit I have the biggest crank on, I just wanna hit sth. Or, u kno, get cuddled and watch Kim Possible and eat wafers ;________; BLAH SUNDAY.

This afternoon will b better tho cuz am going round 2 see Stitch and jesus if I dont get hugs I am gonna cry.

I miss u.

but if u FORCE me then I am not afraid 2 bring it. Vindaloo trumps Bombay Bad Boy bb, enjoy dunking ur dick in that glass of milk til the burn wears off lolololololololololololol.

I wonder if this is why indian men dont like bjs?

FINALLY home ^o^

Weekend roundup... Saturday morning was like the hugest lie in ever, srsly if I had a maid who would bring me chai and french toast I wouldnt have gotten out of bed 4 the whole day. Calum sent me this AMAZING yak wool duvet thingy from like the Himalayas where he had 2 run after finding out I was gonna kill him lolololol, no kidding, its so warm that its like sleeping in a big hug. Soooo I suppose hes forgiven, wevs.

Then I had a cooking lesson thing cuz I'm the biggest fail at being a girl ever and lol I ttly proved it by setting fire 2 my cooker. Like IDEK how D-: The fire dept said I was a danger 2 myself and others D-: Oops?

Sat nite we dropped into Pips party, OMG I WANT THAT HOUSE SO BAD. Except for like where it is, its 2 farrrrr, but otherwise ♥_♥ in love. It was nice 2 see ppl and its the 1st time ppl met Mouse as well and I just wanna say I TOLD U ALL HE WAS CUTE!!! Neway we left around 1 or sth and I dropped Pete and Stitch home and then Mouse and I dropped by Baa w/ No Name and we hung out there 4 a bit and we saw Chris Evans (lolololol why is he even ALLOWED? But he has like a yellow Ferrari California Spyder so maybe thats whyyyy ngl that car makes me wanna cream.) Then home, then tmi, then sad time goodbyes cuz Mouse was rostered on Sunday. Boooo.

Today I went 2 see Cat and we walked her dog around Primrose Hill and got busted holding hands and I bet u like fifty pounds theres a story about it online by 2morrow. Then we went 2 dinner and just hung out 4 a while which was nice cuz its been ages since we just had 1 on 1 and I missed her, we watched Dude Wheres My Car and god her laugh is like a foghorn, she snorts and everthing lolololol. AND THEN?

AND NO AND THEN.

lol idk if neone has seen the clip 2 this song but its soooooooooooo good, like theres a mime off, with a MIME tank and a MIME bazooka and lololol MIME GRENADES and Mitch & I have been mime machine gunning each other down for like the last 20 minutes, ilh so hard lolololololol.



I had this big convo last nite with 15 while I was waiting 4 Mitch 2 get here and idk it made me realise that my life is so different now. Like that makes it sound BAD and it isnt, its AWESOME, just a different awesome 2 the way it used 2 be. I said 2 Olly 2day that I missed the thrill of dating and thats sort of true right, cuz its kind of nice being lusted after and nothings ever hard, but thats just vanity rly, isnt it? Like liking being liked without neone ever getting close enough 2 matter. Annnnnnddd... idk, I think I get why ppl have relationships now cuz this is always magic and idc who knows it, I'm like 100% in love and 100% off the market and 100% happy with being taken and I dont want neone else ever even if im not very good @ not flirting, lol. ILU Mouse ♥

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol how about how I just spilled my guts? Like wtf, but wevs, I guess thats what a journal is for? Not just 4 saying how chunk Mischa Barton is now, which, btw, is ttly chunk, 4 her own safety and MY EYES she shd step away from the leggings.

THIS IS WHAT I MADE AT SEWING DAY!!!!!

Like by made I mean I sat still so I didnt get stuck with pins while Pip did it 4 me cuz FML I suck so bad at sewing lolololol. But how pretty is it? Like no kidding I feel all summery in it, its gonna be like my festival staple this year. It looks hella cute with tights under but I think it'll also look rly cute with a bikini and sandals like 4 when I do the ones at beaches or by the sea <3 THANK YOU PIP.

I also did spray paint jeans and I got to actually DO those ones cuz Im good @ spraypainting ^o^ Jones ttly helped me as well, we did handprints on the butt!

Then I went 2 the Mouse Haus and showed off my new frock (Momma Auditore approves of the white but is not so happy about the shredded tights, oops) and Mouse and I hung out 4 a little while until he passed out from tired. My poor bb :-( 2moz I got 2 meetings in the morning with Dickie and the VH1 scheduling ppl and then I have 2 go and do some stuff with adam lambert, king of the fags. Wish me luck, and more importantly wish that I escape getting smeared in his 20 tonnes of foundation and dont come out looking like a tandoori.

Ok so its been a super big week so far, Ive been hella busy AGAIN! I went for lunch with 15 and we're doing this photo project thing where Im gonna sit 4 him wooo!!!! I like the way he photographs, Im rly excited! Plus Im doing a Nylon feature thing and Im gonna ask if it can b the cover cuz they lined up with this other photographer but IDK, 15s idea sounds better, so. I rang Dickie and hes gonna make it happen if he LOVES me.

Then on Friday nite we went 2 see Stitch 4 his bday and lol god how rank is beer, IDK how anyone drinks it ever? And he was all thunderface cuz hes all blah about his bday but he looked rly pleased when I gave him his present so he cant hate it 2 much. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB, ILU <3 <3 Then afterwards when the pub closed a couple of us went 2 Rotters and we caught up w/ Jones and the nite was epic and ended at like 4pm lololololol oops. Princess Superstar was there, no kidding Jones eyes were all like this : O.O and then he went !!! and then :oD, lol.

Today Im gonna go over 2 see the birthday boy again cuz we have a nice surprise 4 him which is super cute and hes gonna smile if it kills him <3

HAPPY WEEKEND BBZ!

Project?
http://newdressaday.wordpress.com/

So 4 ages I wanted 2 buy an apt in NY rite cuz I was gonna move back there later this year? And then I met Mitch and so I stopped looking but Daddy kept looking 4 me cuz I guess he doesnt know that Mitch means I'll be in LDN 4 like ever unless he wants 2 move with me? Neway he sent me this apt 2day and NO KIDDING I want it so bad, how nice is it?

http://www.citi-habitats.com/viewsales.php?adID=501544&scroll=1

CHANDELIER!

http://www.citi-habitats.com/popfiles/show_pictures.php?adID=501544&pos=2

IDK I could buy it as like an investment or whatever and rent it out in case we ever DO move 2 NY or I could just b sensible and stop spending Daddys money on places I mite never use, lol.

What I RLY want is a bunny.

So neway 2nite I got a date with Catty and Puppy and no kidding its gonna b MASSIVE, like u know when u get that buzzy tingle of anticipation? I wanna dance so baddddddddddd and drink lots of cocktails and upset some paps and wear sth awesome. And then 2moz nite Im seeing Sam and were gonna try 2 get in @ Embassy and upset a Gallagher and that will ALSO involve dancing and that will be amazing 2. And then Saturday I am gonna kidnap Mouse because HE WORKS 2 MUCH AND I MISS HIM.

I had the nicest nite <3 <3 <3

LOLOLOLOLOL how much does this look like a bad romance cover? My mom sent it 2 me 2day and asked why I'm not dating a royal and I said DUHHHHHHHHHHH my fanny has been all over googleimages, like they'd EVER let me date one. Neway when I opened it I lolled cuz my god look how much they amped up Wills hair? I've seen him in person and no kidding u could put his hair over ur windshield and still have 100% visibility, bald as.

Harry is sort of cute but u just know hes gonna get ugly in like 2 yrs max just like Will did. IDK what happens with those inbred spazznuts, its like a switch turns off when they hit 20-sth and the force field of passable drops and they reveal their tru fugliness. I think its why Harry is dating that double chin hoarbag Chelsey cuz hes trying not 2 bat out of his future average?? Like theres no other reason why, ttl butterface.

So I forget what I was gonna post about except WOOOOOO I SMELL A BITCHSMACKIN BREWING and I want in, lemme play or I'll SCREAM.

OK so b4 I was waaaayyyyyyyyyyyy 2 busy 2 do a proper update but OMG I had such an amazing day! Super busy in the morning cuz we're doing this promo thing w- Robbie Williams for the next 2 weeks and hes all super diva which IDK what do u expect its Robbie Williams?? Hes getting some long service award at this years Brits so its a thing on what his life is like now and its kind of cool, like Take That came out when I was SEVEN so its kind of like going back over my whole life 2.

Then I ttly skived in the afternoon and ditched the planning meeting 2 go sliding with Jones and Pete and Chaz and some of Jones' other friends OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! How are things that r free so much fun?? NGL tho my butt KILLS and my thighs are all beat up but it was brilliant and I wanna go againnnnnnnn! Jones is so ttly competitive, like u would not BELIEVE the lengths he goes 2 to prove a point, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Also his dog is MENTAL.

Thennnnnnn I met Catty 4 dinner and we went 2 Hix in Soho which was like the most fattening food evar (British CUISINE, rly? thats like saying American cuisine) but they got this amazing Damien Hirst in there and I wanted 2 see it and I couldnt get in but Catty got us reservations so. She gave me her xmas present which is this wicked cool pair of Brian Atwood riveted pumps NGL I love her so much.

Then I picked up Mouse from work and then u dont need 2 know what happened cuz LOL TMI EXCEPT that he drew some stuff on me just now and I'M GETTING A TATTOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Soon, when I decide which I like best.

How r u babies doing????

Have u seen this man?

HE IS ARMED AND CONSIDERED DANGEROUS, APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

( N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S )

In other news:
I AM THE HAPPIEST GIRL THAT EVER LIVED SO THERE.

In other other news:
MY BOYF IS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN 2 ME???? (Still happy)

♥ ♥ ♥

Godddddddddd I just got my schedule for festivals this year and whuuuut. Like some are awesome, no kidding, & while I am WETTING myself that I got Sonar, Leeds, Reading, Bestival AND Summer Sonic it sort've sux cuz it'll mean living out of a suitcase and lots of aeroplanes and being MIA and not enough Mouse for like June to September. BOO.

Check it:

Feb - Noise Pop USA
April - Coachella USA
May - Spring Festival Austria, Primavera Spain
June - Sonar Spain, Meltdown UK, V Festival Canada, Glasto UK
July - T in the Park Scotland, Gurten Switzerland, Soundwave Croatia, Wireless UK, Siren USA
August - Lowlands Netherlands, Leeds Festival UK, Reading Festival UK, Summer Sonic Japan,
September - No Fun Fest Sweden, All Tomorrows Parties USA, Bestival Isle of Wight UK
October - Airwaves Iceland
November - Creamfields Argentina

Just goes 2 show tho, theres no such thing as bad publicity. Ratings went up like 11% just after that thing last weekend so no lie I am GOLD atm, whuuut.

Ugh I shd b rly happy.

If u wear this 4 me (Jude not RDJ, no moustache required but cane is ESSENTIAL):



I will wear whatever u ask 4, no complaints, 4 a whole nite ;o)

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

God, whatta morning! Like its been ok rly just a bit mental cos 2 many calls and stuff going on which I'm not supposed 2 talk about on a public forum so wevs. Watching Transformers, looking up edible glitter on the internet and waiting 4 my hair 2 set, WELCOME 2 MY LIFE!

I wanna see Sherlock Holmes. Like I know ur not meant 2 fancy Jude Law nemore but I still think hes ttly rammable, and oh goddddddddd in a fussy suit he makes me wanna die with rar. IDK what ppl see in RDJ tho? He looks like a rly short unhappy monkey.

Maybe I mite do some work, I wanna remix the song about ping pong.

HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Last nite was amazing but omg how cold is it? Like IDK why English ppl stayed on this stupid continent when they sent all their bad ppl to the tropics, I would KILL for some sun rite now. Daddy rang to say Happy New Year and he said its 27 degrees in St Barts and I died of the jealous for a second but rite its cold here cos its SNOWING and I dont care what u say, I grew up in TEXAS so proper snows still amazing and it keeps GOING which is nice and YAY I havent had a white christmas in ages. And anyway, snow outside means u gotta stay inside mostly and drink lots of hot chocolate and whisky and watch the entire series of True Blood (rawr vampires) and cuddle and since when was that a bad thing? NEVER thats when. I got Mitch all 2 myself 2day and Iam super happy so sux 2 b a hater.

ONE LAST THING.

People who are all like the decade hasn't ended until next year need 2 back their shit rite up. The biggest hits of 1990 were Guru Josh, MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice and NO WAY r they considered 80s acts so BOOYAH! ADVANCED TAKEDOWN, POW!!!

Poll #1505337 OMG OUTFIT RELATED PANIC.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 7

Help me or I will stab u up! DAJVE SHOULD WEAR:

OK so they look like this:









Dont worry about the black rite cuz I will be accessorising w- brites if I pick either of those, and the stripe one doesnt make my hips look as stupid as on the model cuz DUH I GOT BOOBS.

So help me piccccccck I cant decide D-: D-: D-:

I cant wait 2 go out properly tho its been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!!!!!

SQUEE! ^o^